: A diabolical, British-accented infant obsessed with world domination and matricide [14, 15].

: The teenage son who shares his father’s lack of common sense but possesses a hidden talent for art [12].

: The family's anthropomorphic, cocktail-drinking dog who aspires to be a serious novelist [17]. The Comedic Secret Sauce

: For deep-dive advice, check out the Family Guy: Guide to Life or Peter Griffin's Guide to Parenting [6, 8].