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"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.

"Oh yeah? Well, I’ll prove it," Peter replies. "I’m going to enter the Quahog Science Fair and win the grand prize: a $50 gift card to ." famyli guy

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?" "I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down

"You know," Peter says with a British accent, "the ethical implications of using a feline as a catalyst for kinetic energy are quite troubling. I should really be focusing my efforts on renewable solar arrays." Did you know it’s just milk that got angry

Eventually, the energy wears off. Peter blinks, looks at the cat-toast machine, and says, "Heh. The cat's dizzy."