Getting Married By George Bernard Shaw -

"Well, Mr. Shaw? Do you feel like a changed man? A pillar of the establishment?"

When it came time for the rings, Shaw fumbled. "A gold hoop," he muttered. "The smallest handcuff ever forged by man." Getting Married by George Bernard Shaw

Charlotte laughed, pulling him toward the carriage. "Only five thousand, George? You’re getting soft in your old age." "Well, Mr