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I soon realized the terror of this place: they are perfectly rational, perfectly orderly, and entirely devoid of human empathy. I found myself longing for the simple brutality of the Yahoos in my previous travels, for at least they knew they were beasts. The inhabitants of Logica believe themselves gods.

I was summoned to meet their Supreme Coordinator. He did not speak, but rather displayed an image on a tablet that summarized my life. When I attempted to recount my adventures, he dismissed them, stating, "If it is not quantified, it did not happen." Gulliveriana

Mirroring Swift's matter-of-fact tone to describe impossible/absurd scenarios. I soon realized the terror of this place: