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"Move over, Quandale. This man’s jawline looks like a half-eaten Dorito. Let me talk to him real quick. Turn my mic up!"

I’m Quandale Dingle, I’m known for the crimes,Dream’s getting roasted with these goofy ahh rhymes.Packgod just ended your whole career,I’m hiding in your vents, I’m the one that you fear! (Sound effect: "Aughhhhhhh") quandale_dingle_dream_diss_track_ft_packgod_pro...

(Flow: Staccato, goofy, punctuated by nasal laughs) Yo, it’s Quandale, I just broke out of the slammer (Hee-hee!)I saw Dream’s face, had to hit it with a hammer.You’re wearing a mask, but we all see the chin,I’ve seen better geometry in a trash bin.You cheated on the speedrun, yeah, the math was wrong,I’ve been running from the cops for way too long.I put a pipe bomb in GeorgeNotFound’s mailbox (Boom!)Now I’m doing the griddy in some mismatched socks. "Move over, Quandale

"That’s right, Dream. Stay out of the Dingleverse. I’m going to go eat a battery now. Goodbye!" (Sound of a car crashing followed by the "Cartoon Slip" noise) Turn my mic up

(Sound of a door creaking open, followed by a loud "Reeeeee!") "What’s up, guys! It’s Quandale Dingle here. My cousin, Barnaby Dinglenut, got banned from the Dream SMP for stealing Dream’s speedrun luck. Now I’m here with my boy Packgod to put this man in a box. Let’s get it!"