Everyone Else | [s3e5] How I Met

“Boring!” Barney shouts. “Look at that guy by the jukebox.”

Ted’s eyes light up. “Wait... Aurora Borealis? I met her at an architecture seminar last month! She told me my design for the new library looked like ‘a frozen poem.’ I thought she was being romantic, but she might have just been describing a glacier.”

Marshall leans in, eyes wide. “Wait, I know that guy! I met him at a hibachi grill three years ago. He told me he was a professional coin-blesser. I gave him twenty bucks to sanctify my lucky nickel!” [S3E5] How I Met Everyone Else

“You see, Kids,” Future Ted says. “New York feels like a city of eight million people. But sometimes, it’s just a room full of the same twenty people, bumping into each other until the stories finally stick.” Back in the bar, Ted approaches the woman reading the book.

Lily slaps Marshall’s arm. “Marshall! We used that nickel to pay for a parking meter last week!” “Boring

Ted, Barney, Marshall, and Lily are at their usual booth. Robin is late because she’s doing a fluff piece on a dog that can supposedly play the kazoo.

“I don’t want to be a mystery, Barney,” Ted sighs. “I just want to meet someone who likes The Divine Comedy as much as I do.” Aurora Borealis

“Excuse me,” Ted says, his best 'Architecture Professor' voice ready. “Is that the 1924 edition or the 1928 reprint?”

“Boring!” Barney shouts. “Look at that guy by the jukebox.”

Ted’s eyes light up. “Wait... Aurora Borealis? I met her at an architecture seminar last month! She told me my design for the new library looked like ‘a frozen poem.’ I thought she was being romantic, but she might have just been describing a glacier.”

Marshall leans in, eyes wide. “Wait, I know that guy! I met him at a hibachi grill three years ago. He told me he was a professional coin-blesser. I gave him twenty bucks to sanctify my lucky nickel!”

“You see, Kids,” Future Ted says. “New York feels like a city of eight million people. But sometimes, it’s just a room full of the same twenty people, bumping into each other until the stories finally stick.” Back in the bar, Ted approaches the woman reading the book.

Lily slaps Marshall’s arm. “Marshall! We used that nickel to pay for a parking meter last week!”

Ted, Barney, Marshall, and Lily are at their usual booth. Robin is late because she’s doing a fluff piece on a dog that can supposedly play the kazoo.

“I don’t want to be a mystery, Barney,” Ted sighs. “I just want to meet someone who likes The Divine Comedy as much as I do.”

“Excuse me,” Ted says, his best 'Architecture Professor' voice ready. “Is that the 1924 edition or the 1928 reprint?”