: Before Jan's arrival, Michael and Dwight engage in a bizarre "birth rehearsal" using a buttered watermelon to simulate delivery.
: First feels the brunt of Michael's feigned hatred before he eventually realizes his connection with her is more genuine than his bond with Jan. [S5E3] Baby Shower
: Jan arrives already having had the baby, completely bypassing Michael's involvement. : Before Jan's arrival, Michael and Dwight engage
: Conducts rigorous and destructive stroller safety tests. : Before Jan's arrival
: Repeatedly reminds Michael that he is not the biological father of Jan’s baby. Other Shows with "Baby Shower" in Season 5, Episode 3
: Treats the office with condescension and emotional manipulation.