Moved by Santa's state, Stewie and Brian decide to save Christmas by delivering the presents themselves. However, they are completely incompetent:
During a hitchhiking mishap, Stewie accidentally fires a flare gun inside a truck, causing a massive pile-up and leaving them stranded in the cold. [S9E7] Road to the North Pole
Inbred, mutated creatures resulting from Santa's desperate attempt to maintain a workforce through centuries of isolation. Moved by Santa's state, Stewie and Brian decide
A sickly, emaciated, and suicidal old man who has been physically and mentally broken by humanity's increasing greed. The Disastrous Delivery A sickly, emaciated, and suicidal old man who
After a mall Santa gives Stewie a rude brush-off, the toddler becomes obsessed with revenge and vows to travel to the North Pole to kill Saint Nick. He forces Brian to drive him, but the trip quickly turns into a series of disasters: