Okay, enough! Since nobody is taking this seriously, I am exercising my right as Commissioner. I am drafting everyone onto Team Michael. We will all sit in a circle around my desk. It will be like a campfire, but with more productivity and fewer s'mores.
You can't pick yourself, Dwight! This is about synergy! Look at the Michael Scott Paper Company —that was a real team. The Office - The Con...
(Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela. I’m "efficiently" inhaling.
(Long pause)Then we will build a second story. Dwight, get the hammer. SCENE END
(Looking at the camera)I think he means he’s reorganizing the seating chart. But with more ego. Okay, enough
Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Dunder Mifflin Scranton "Dream Team" Draft! As you know, the corporate office is a cold, heartless machine. But here, we are a family. And sometimes, families need to trade their siblings for better ones.
Jim, you’re on the clock. You have the number one overall pick. Who do you want on your desk island? JIM Oh, easy. I’ll take Dwight.