The catch? Bryan is strictly forbidden from touching or kissing his new bride under threat of death. Naturally, the pair is sent to a remote tropical resort in Tahiti (filmed in beautiful Hawaii) to sell the ruse to the INS, only for Masha to be kidnapped by a rival henchman named Brick (Vinnie Jones). A Surprisingly Famous Cast
One of the most frequent notes on the You May Not Kiss the Bride Wiki is its "how did they get them?" cast list: Rob Hedden You May Not Kiss Bride Wiki
The story follows Bryan Lighthouse (played by Dave Annable), an unassuming pet photographer whose life is as quiet as his subjects鈥攗ntil his assistant Tonya (Mena Suvari) accidentally causes a mishap with a mobster's cat. To settle the debt, Croatian crime lord Vadik Nikitin (Ken Davitian) forces Bryan into a "paper marriage" with his daughter, Masha (Katharine McPhee), so she can secure American citizenship. The catch
